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Old Jan 08, 2007, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #481
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because the ducks love me





Should we still kill him for fun?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 03:59 AM // 03:59   #482
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Yeah, let's kill me good.

Triple post FTW!

How should I die?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 04:45 AM // 04:45   #483
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slice off your head




Is guru lagging this bad for you?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #484
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not as bad as my life is

why do i have such evil thoughts?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 07:12 AM // 07:12   #485
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cause your evil





Where are the cookies?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 08:34 AM // 08:34   #486
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Being guarded by the cookie monster.


Where's the wammo?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #487
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Hiding under Pwnd's bed.

Why does Pwnd dislike me so much?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 08:48 AM // 08:48   #488
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Because you are the cookie monster.



Do you eat the cookies you hoard...or just guard them from invading wammo forces?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 08:55 AM // 08:55   #489
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I guard them, as I have been appointed as the guarder of the sacred cookies.

Why do I get to gaurd something sacred if I'm the devil?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:06 AM // 09:06   #490
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Because it's sacredly evil, or maybe the devils just gone soft

Why can't minors get beer legally
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:08 AM // 09:08   #491
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Because that would open them up to my corruption.

Who do you think would win in a duel, me or god?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:11 AM // 09:11   #492
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Oh you for sure. Unless god is using mending...

Speaking of mending.. *points at prism* there's the wammo...right there


What skills would God have if he were in GW?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:14 AM // 09:14   #493
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He would have the skill -->Praise Wammos<-- Forever all true wammos equiped with Mending are invincible, can kill all and fly high in the sky

Why do my armpits smell like coffee beans?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:21 AM // 09:21   #494
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Because you used your coffe for deoderant and vice versa.

What made you do that?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:22 AM // 09:22   #495
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you spilt your hot cofee in it

why was my response so bad?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:24 AM // 09:24   #496
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Because the guru server is so slow.

Why is it slow?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #497
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Because my armpits smell like coffee beans

Why do my farts smell like chocolate?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:48 AM // 09:48   #498
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because uve eaten too much chocolate

Why is chocolate so tasty?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #499
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Because Its made from my farts

Why do the pvp packs cost so much?
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Old Jan 08, 2007, 10:00 AM // 10:00   #500
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Because no one wants them

Why pay the same price for a PvP pack when u can get the Full (PvE) version and unlock skills?
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